British City Government Forced To Admit Its 'Unpreparedness' For A Zombie Apocalypse
After a concerned citizen (read: nutjob) presented Leicester City with a Freedom of Information request concerning its emergency plan for a zombie attack, city council officials were forced to admit there wasn't one. *mind explodes*
Ms Wyeth [head of information governance] said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose.
"To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth.
Admittedly, the U.S. Center for Disease Control does have a nationwide plan in place in the event we get hit with an outbreak, the only problem is: it's a terrible one. No, you know what we really need? A floating city. "Ha, been watching the 'Bioshock: Infinite' trailers again?" MAYBE.
Thanks to Ferris, Global, MrChivers, Jack P, Darren and Spikey DaPikey, who actually do have plans in place, all of which involve beheading the shit out of some zombies.