Another Day, Another Trombone Flamethrower
We're getting the flaming band back together.
This isn't the first flamebone we've seen, this one's just new and improved. Also, one of tens of Youtube videos of instruments that shoot fire. I honestly didn't know that was a thing people were into. Anyway, this one can shoot fireballs 21-feet and produces a 150-foot concussive wave (not unlike a GW cannonball off the high-dive!). Admittedly, it does kind of makes me wish I'd played the flaming trombone in band instead of a flute. Thats right -- I was a flutist AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. Unless it's my girlfriend, in which case I played the big drum.
Hit the jump for the "does your mom know you have that?"
Thanks to S. Sebaugh, who agrees a pipe organ that shoots fireballs would be even cooler. Isn't that right, Phantom of the Opera?! "Oh for su..." GAH -- YOUR FACE!
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