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All The Original Pokémon Characters Named By Somebody Who Isn't Really Sure

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Note: This chart was cut so you could read it, click HERE for all 150.

This is a chart allegedly depicting the names a boyfriend gave in response to his girlfriend after to name all the original Pokémons by picture alone. So yeah, that's what this is supposed to be. Of course it could be some kind of secret code I'm supposed to get high and stay up all night trying to crack but that would be crazy talk and if there's one thing I can't stand it's -- holy shit, patterns are forming right before my eyes. Fetch my pipe.

Pokemon for the Layman [unrealitymag]

Thanks to Joseph, who agrees the first person to catch something should have the right to name it. *ahem* Genital fungus.

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