Ladies: they wear makeup. Some guys too but that's between me and my eyebrow pencil. Enter makeup handguns from Dutch designer Ted Noten (NOT Nugent). They don't pack heat, but they do pack a bunch of overpriced garbage. Plus -- PLUS -- you might get shot just because you wanted to 'freshen up'. Did I mention they cost between $11,500 - $17,000? Because they do that too. *eyeroll, stomach-roll*
the guns are formed from 3D-printed nylon and come in two different models. The Dior001, which has Dior lip gloss, an antique hairpin, storage for pills, a USB stick â€¨and a 100-gram sterling silver bar, and the Chanel001, which stores Chanel lip gloss, an antique hairpin, a 18k gold toothpick, a perfume bottle with an 18k gold mechanism, a 50-gram 24kt gold bar, a USB stick, and a Viagra pill.
A gold bar and a Viagra pill? They should've named that model 'The Gold-Digger'! Get it? To get an old dude's boner up and then take his money! Jesus, this isn't rocket surgery folks.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of all the shit they've packed inside.
Thanks to Erin, who carries her makeup like a normal girl: in a grenade launcher.