China Claims World's Longest Ocean Bridge

Pissed Japan stole back the honor of housing the world's fastest supercomputer, China answered back this Thursday (apples to oranges style) by opening the world's longest sea-bridge,...
July 1, 2011

Rope Swing + BMX Bike = Nice Moves, Bro

Seen here doing a rad-to-the-power-of-sick gutter stomp or some shit, a kid rides a BMX bike while attached to a rope swing. And this is an hour...
July 1, 2011

Dynamite, STAT!: A Robotic Dental Patient

Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick --...
July 1, 2011

The Matrix: Now With Acapella Sound Effects

This is The Matrix 'lobby scene' with the music and sound effects replaced with those made by some guy's mouth and a multi-track recording. It's...something. Something that...
June 30, 2011

$350,000: A 20-Foot Animatronic Triceratops

Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of the finest everything you don't need, are selling a 20-foot animatronic Triceratops because, okay, I do actually f***ing need that. "RAWR!" *nipples harden...
June 30, 2011

The New 3-D: Kinetic Movie Theater Seating

You know what the problem with a lot of movies coming out is? THEY BLOW. They were poorly written, grossly over-marketed, and suck nards. Not because they...
June 30, 2011

Best Special FX Demo Reel OF ALL TIME

There are special effects, and then there are special effects by visual effects artist Martin Gamal. His special effects are so special their mom makes them wear...
June 30, 2011

Zombie Brains & Surviving The Apocalypse

This is an informational graphic based on the faults of the zombie brain and how to exploit them to survive the inevitable apocalypse. Apparently there's actual science...
June 30, 2011

WANT: Top Secret Night-Vision Contacts

So apparently somebody started a rumor that the Navy SEALs that stormed Osama Bin Laden's compound were rocking night-vision contact lenses. Personally, I don't believe it. And...
June 30, 2011

Slo-Motion Cymbal Crash Shot At 1,000 FPS

I'm pretty sure I knew cymbals actually had some motion to them when struck, but nothing like this. This is like...the motion of the ocean. My stomach...
June 29, 2011

WTF: A Trivia-Asking, Drink Dispensing Dress

Seen here looking like something I'd kill in a video game, a woman displays the DareDroid 2.0, an interactive dress that rewards 'Truth or Dare' participants with...
June 29, 2011

Coca-Cola's Iffy Pollution-Cleaning Billboard

This is a Coke billboard in the Philippines touting the company's greenliness. How earth-friendly is Coke besides the billboard? I have no clue. Probably not very. Whenever...
June 29, 2011

Sulfuric Acid Drain Cleaner Vs. Wet Sponge

This is a battle between a sulfuric-acid based drain cleanser and a wet sponge. SPOILER: The sponge loses (although technically the acid is actually reacting with the...
June 29, 2011

Dial-Up Modem Noise Slowed Down 700%

Ever wonder what an old 56k modem sounds like slowed down 700%? Jesus, you really need to stop wondering about such weird shit, you're scaring me. But,...
June 29, 2011

Good Enough To Eat: Oreo Cream Cameos

This is a series of famous cameos carved from the cream in Oreos by artist Judith G. Klauser. Sure some might argue they're a waste of perfectly...
June 28, 2011

Cable Box Suppliers Hate The Environment

The manufacturers of cable boxes/DVR's and cable companies hate the environment so much they don't care how much electricity their shittily designed garbage boxes waste. Or, let's...
June 28, 2011

Electric Wristband, Automated Finger Control

Ever wish you could move your fingers involuntarily? Hell no, that's how people wind up stabbing themselves (alternatively, running with scissors -- it's a no-no, kids). But...
June 28, 2011

Scientists Develop Acoustic Invisibility Cloak

Note: Picture only moderately related -- my patented optical invisibility cloak. Researchers at Duke University have developed an acoustic 'invisibility' cloak that can effectively hide an object...
June 28, 2011

Hardees' Anti-Robotics Chicken Sandwich Ad

This is a short 30-second commercial for Hardees/Carl's Jr. explaining why robots have no place in food production. And if you think it doesn't somehow involve laser-shooting...
June 28, 2011

What A Handy Chart: 19 Famous Sci-Fi Hands

This is a little chart of 19 famous hands from sci-fi franchises. Unfortunately, it was only available in t-shirt form for one day last Friday by shirt-a-day...
June 27, 2011

A Mystery Science Theater 3,000 Headboard

This is a Mystery Science Theater 3,000 headboard. Or, more specifically, a piece of particle board that's been cut to look like the back of Mike, Crow...
June 27, 2011