The Zafirro Iridium Razor is a limited edition (99) shaver with an all iridium handle, platinum screws, and white-sapphire blades that'll allegedly stay sharp for ten years. It costs $100k. Alternatively, use a BRAND NEW Mach 3 razor blade every day for ten years and save yourself $93k. Plus the mental anguish when you find out the Geekologie Writer, posing as a baggage handler, has stolen a $100k razor out of your suitcase. I'mma shave my balls with it. Aaaaaaaand probably nick myself and bleed.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the bottom of my 'to buy' list.
Thanks to Joseph B. and YMOMB, who only shave with katanas because they're badass samurais.