Robot Can Make Cookies From Stab Scratch

PR2, the creepy-as-f*** looking robot that comes with both male-pleasure and grocery bagging capabilities, is back at it, this time adding and mixing chocolate chip cookie ingredients....
June 10, 2011

Eatensil: A Swiss Army Knife For The Kitchen

The Eatensil is exactly what it sounds like. "An edible pencil?!" Okaaaaaaaay, maybe not. They really should have called it the Chopsitckpizzacuttersporknifewoodenthingybottleopener, which, I think we can...
June 10, 2011

Awesome Animated Star Wars Neon Signs

This is a small series of conceptual neon signs by Twitterer/Tumblr'r Mr Whaite. Personally, I think the AT-AT one would look great in my rumpus room. Ha,...
June 10, 2011

Facebook, Now With More Facial Recognition

Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on...
June 9, 2011

Drug Shows Promise In Erasing Bad Memories

Haha -- I'm about to erase the f*** outta Monday! Meytrapone, a drug traditionally used recreationally to diagnose adrenal insufficiency, is now showing promise as a negative...
June 9, 2011

Peeping Tom!: Spherical Drone Spyball

Seen here spying on a lady changing before coming though the window and chasing her up the stairs, a spherical reconnaissance drone developed by the Japanese military...
June 9, 2011

Death From Above: Jet Pilot Buzzes Crowd

Seen here trying to win an invisible limbo contest, an Argentinian jet pilot flies an FMA IA 63 Pampa (I would've called it the Puma) straight into...
June 9, 2011

Steve Jobs Unveils New Apple Headquarters

NEEDS MORE RETINA DISPLAY. Steve Jobs, best known for starting Jobs.com or whatever, has unveiled a new corporate headquarters for his company in Cupertino, CA that looks...
June 8, 2011

Battery Goo: 'Pumpable' Electric Car Power

Faced with the problem of long charge times for electric vehicles vs. the immediacy of pumping gas, lab-coated, taped-glasses scientists at MIT have developed an electric power...
June 7, 2011

Nintendo Officially Announces New Console

Today at E3 Nintendo announced the 2012 release of its next generation console, the Wii U (great job knocking the 'an even worse name than I expected'...
June 7, 2011

Halo 4 Teaser Trailer From E3 Conference

Members of the media at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is happening right down the street and I should be attending except for the fact I've been...
June 7, 2011

Jabba The Hutt Spotted In Cloud Form

♫ Butterfly in the sky, Jabba is twice as high ♫ Note: High-res version HERE in case you're in the market for the world's crappiest wallpaper. We've...
June 7, 2011

Functional Arcade Button Light Switches

These are functional light switches made with arcade buttons (NOT belly buttons, which I would never use even if it meant stumbling around in the dark and...
June 6, 2011

GAAAAAAAAH!!: Creepy Makeup Neck Veins

TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually...
June 6, 2011

Steve Wozniak: Humans Will Be Robot Pets

Seen here laying down some fresh beats, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak believes we've already lost the war on robotics and humans will be little more more than...
June 6, 2011