A pair of high-school seniors have been suspended and may not be allowed to walk during their graduation ceremony after staging a mock lightsaber duel senior prank between the two of them in the school's cafeteria during lunch (I heard it was pizza day!). Not gonna lie guys, I'm not sure that qualifies as a prank.
"So one kid walked in from one side of the lunchroom and another one to the other side, and he called him out in a fight...And they pulled out their saber toys and in a joking manner proceeded to fight for a solid, like, 30 seconds," said Kevin Carr.
"Everybody laughed at it...gave them a standing ovation. Nobody saw it as a big deal," said Carr.
It's a big deal to administrators. The two students were escorted to the principal's office, suspended for two days and told they wouldn't be able to walk in their graduation ceremony next Friday.
"They very easily could have hit another student they could have started something different...someone could have gotten hurt," said Westfield High School Principal Raymond Broderick.
"Someone could have gotten hurt"? You do know the lightsabers weren't real, right? Besides, they were using the Force. People able to wield the Force wouldn't accidentally stab a lunch lady. Huh? Yes, the one with that mole on her chin that's growing a lil forest! *puke puke puke* You gonna eat your cinnamon roll? *poking with licked finger* What about now?
Hit the jump for a crappy news report.
Thanks to kevin and Murphy, who just spraypainted a giant penis on the gymnasium like normal seniors.