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Internet Trolls, The Informative Infographic

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Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and masturbate to it or something. You people are sick.

Ever wondered what makes an internet troll tick? SPOILER: A heart two sizes too small. "I'm pretty sure that was the Grinch." I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULD ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, SO THERE. "But..." Tushé, I do love butts. "You mean touché?" GOD, WHY DO I EVEN TRY?! Anyway, I assume at least half of all Geekologie commenters fit this description. *perusing Geekologie comments* Did I say half? I meant three-quarters. Hahahahahahahahahaha, I just have to try and laugh it off because if I didn't *jams gun in mouth* YOU DID THIS TO ME.

Infographic: The Hard Knock Life of an Internet Troll [satisfaction]
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Infographic: the hard knock life of an Internet troll [blameitonthevoices] (God I do but they won't stop! "Stab your neighbor." SEE?!)

Thanks to joe-bob the hippo, who may or may not have been one of the original Hungry Hungry Hippos (he wasn't -- they were Lizzie, Henry, Homer and Harry).

There are Comments.
  • Closet Nerd

    i remember back in the day

  • Closet Nerd

    about a year or so ago

  • Closet Nerd

    do you remember, Closet Nerd?

  • Closet Nerd

    do you remember the bullshit?

  • Closet Nerd

    it was so sad that you got trolled

  • Closet Nerd

    and geekologie was all like

  • Closet Nerd

    "lol lets throw up a troll graph because of the trolling in our comment section"

  • Closet Nerd

    it was a lolz to me

  • Closet Nerd

    you called it "flattery"

  • Closet Nerd

    then i got followers

  • Closet Nerd

    and there were so many "Closet Nerds"

  • Closet Nerd

    we couldnt tell who was the real Closet Nerd, who was a follower, and who was me

  • Closet Nerd

    i created a fire so big it burned me too

  • Closet Nerd

    my fun got ruined by everyone becoming sheep

  • Closet Nerd

    and now i hope to rekindle that fire

  • Closet Nerd

    because some men

  • Closet Nerd

    just want to watch the world burn

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