GOD, WHY DO YOU GARBAGE MEN ALWAYS DRIVE BY WITHOUT EMPTYING MY BIN? "Because, that, sir, isn't the bin we're looking for." Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week or at least until management realizes I wasn't booked and don't know shit about comedy.
Custom R2-D2 Garbage Bin in a Neighborhood Far Far Away [obviouswinner]
They say the way to a woman's heart is through her soles. No, no they don't. These are a pair of homemade R2-D2 high heels from Instructables user mikasaurus (who previously brought us those homemade dinosaur heels). I flipped through the instructions on how to make them, an... / Continue →
Eyestro-mech, get it? I'm gonna punch myself till I bruise later. From Jangsara, the same makeup artist who brought us the Avengers eyeballs, comes this version of R2-D2 (R2-I2?). Hey -- I'm down for anything that promotes me gluing things to my face. No lie, one time I dip... / Continue →
Is there anything more relaxing than falling asleep counting stars on your ceiling? Yes, tons -- including bubble baths. But it's still a good time, and galaxies far far away from passing out on the bathroom floor. Jk jk, I love that shit. Mmmm, SO COLD ON MY BARE CHEST.
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