The Crovel: Your New Apocalyptic Survival Tool
The Crovel is like the Swiss Army Kite of shovels. "Knife -- not kite, numbnuts." Yeah, whatever. It packs 13 different tools into a single unit (reminds me of my last kegger!). "What tools" you ask? LEMME TELL YA:
- Shovel
- Crowbar
- Pryer/Nail Remover (hey that's just part of a crowbar!)
- Axe
- Hoe (you are!)
- Hammer
- Serrated Knife
- Cleaver
- Saw
- Machete
- Can Opener
- Grapping Hook
- Chair
All that in a 5-and-a-half pound stick for $85. I bought two. I keep one in the house and one in my ass trunk! Plus it works for threatening a neighbor after he lets his dog shit in your yard. I WILL KILL YOU, CUT YOU UP AND BURY YOU ALL WITH THE SAME TOOL. Then grappling hook onto my roof and open a beer.
One more shot comparing the Crovel to all the tools it replaces after the jump.
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Thanks to greg, who already had all the separate tools and decided to just tape them all together. Not gonna lie bro, that thing looks like shit.
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