The Crovel is like the Swiss Army Kite of shovels. "Knife -- not kite, numbnuts." Yeah, whatever. It packs 13 different tools into a single unit (reminds me of my last kegger!). "What tools" you ask? LEMME TELL YA:
- Pryer/Nail Remover (hey that's just part of a crowbar!)
- Hoe (you are!)
- Serrated Knife
- Can Opener
- Grapping Hook
All that in a 5-and-a-half pound stick for $85. I bought two. I keep one in the house and one in my
ass trunk! Plus it works for threatening a neighbor after he lets his dog shit in your yard. I WILL KILL YOU, CUT YOU UP AND BURY YOU ALL WITH THE SAME TOOL. Then grappling hook onto my roof and open a beer.
One more shot comparing the Crovel to all the tools it replaces after the jump.
Thanks to greg, who already had all the separate tools and decided to just tape them all together. Not gonna lie bro, that thing looks like shit.