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Tactical Pants w/ Pockets Big Enough For iPad

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That's gonna feel great in your ass.

Apparently tactical pants are a real thing. Personally, I think MacGyver would argue any pair of pants can be tactical with the right tools in your pockets, but what do I know? I'm just an ex-CIA operative a guy who cut a hole in a pair of corduroys to play pocket pool. Per the tactical pants blog (you read correctly), that just performed a review to determine which had pockets big enough to stuff an iPad:

Released last month, this smaller, camera-ready version has proved to be a game-changer when it comes to trouser tablet storage. We took to the warehouse to see which tactical pants' pockets could finally hold Apple's latest and greatest.


After hours of maneuvering, we conclusively determined that very few tactical pants fit the iPad 2. Which ones didn't? Tactical pants from 24-7 Series, 5.11 Tactical, LAPG, Propper, Vertx and Woolrich. And the ones that did? Discontinued Warrior Wear pant gave the best fit, with Genuine Gear and Kitanica tying for second place.

There you have it. Alternatively, carry your iPad in a bag like a regular person. Not a brown paper one though, people will think you're a wino. WHICH YOU ARE. Lay off the sauce, Drunky! "Geez, talk about the pot calling the kettle black." *breaking bottle* WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Hit the jump for the other winning models.

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The Perfect iPad 2 Pants Pocket [tacticalpants]
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The Sad, Strange World of Tactical iPad 2 Pants
[gizmodo]

Thanks to Deb and terrance, who are holding out for pants big enough for an entire desktop. They're called parachute pants, guys, my computer loves his.

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