Suck It, Target: Legend Of Zelda Item Shop IRL
No clue where this store is but you better believe I'm doing all my shopping there from here on out. So what if they don't sell toilet paper -- you think I won't wipe with meat on a stick?! Done it before. "You nasty, GW!" *turns around, discreetly pees in blue potion bottle* Ever wanted to try your hand at magic?
Item Shop WIN [failblog]
Thanks to Romeo, who agrees for 200 rupees that candle better be made from the waxified remains of Ganon's dangle.