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Suck It, Target: Legend Of Zelda Item Shop IRL

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No clue where this store is but you better believe I'm doing all my shopping there from here on out. So what if they don't sell toilet paper -- you think I won't wipe with meat on a stick?! Done it before. "You nasty, GW!" *turns around, discreetly pees in blue potion bottle* Ever wanted to try your hand at magic?

Item Shop WIN [failblog]

Thanks to Romeo, who agrees for 200 rupees that candle better be made from the waxified remains of Ganon's dangle.

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