Using the Force -- of persuasion!
This is a gallery of a bunch of Star Wars posters in the style of old propaganda war ones. I've seen at least this one and this one before, but the rest were new to me. Well, what do you think? Would they convince you to join a side? Personally, I think the sessy lady Galactic Empire pin-up ones did a better job of selling me, but you know what they say:
sex sells I'm a sad, lonely excuse for a man. And with that in mind, I choo choo choose you, the Dark Side. So what am I gonna be, Vader -- a TIE pilot? AT-AT commander? Death Star superlaser operator? "Bantha fodder." SONOFATATOOINEWHORE! *Force-choked till my eyes roll back in head*
Thanks to luke, who fought for the Rebel Alliance during the Battle of Endor and knows firsthand what burning Ewok hair smells like. Mouthwatering, amirite?!