Sticks & stones will STILL break your bones in LEGO armor I'm just sayin'.
This is a very impressive suit of Master Chief armor made entirely out of LEGO pieces (except for the previously made helmet's visor, DERDER) by LEGOmaniac Ben Caulkins (not to be confused with Macaulay Culkin, the face of that knee-slapping 'Home Alone' franchise). No word if it can actually stop a shot from a plasma rifle, but I doubt it. From the look of it, I doubt it could even stop a jump-kick, but I'm stretching now in case you want to give it a go.
Hit the jump for a bunch more shots, including one of the whole dismantled suit laid out on a single bed with a Spongebob Squarepants pillow on the floor in cause you were curious what that might look like. I know I was!
Life-sized Halo Master Chief costume made out of Lego [brothersbrick]
Brick master returns with wearable Lego Master Chief armor [dvice]
Thanks to tink, who -- KEEP THAT FAIRY DUST COMING, DADDY WANTS A ONE-WAY TRIP TO NEVERLAND.