Note: This is a super-scaled down version with all the info cut out, click HERE to see the whole thing and get your birthyear learn on.
This is the Geek Zodiac as created by James Wright and Josh Eckert. I was born in 1981 so I'm an astronaut. Honestly, I was kind of hoping I'd be a wizard or pirate (Guybrush Threepwood FTW!) but I'm not complaining as long as I'm not an undead or robot. *reading* Okay so apparently being an astronaut makes me "bold, team-oriented and precise" but also "untethered, distant and controlling." Not sure how I feel about that. Yes, yes I do: not too happy. Unfortunately for you older readers, the Geek Zodiac only goes back to 1893, so if you were born before then, congratulations, that makes you a f***ing corpse. Were you buried with any valuables?
Infographic: The Geek Zodiac Calendar [slashfilm]
Thanks to Natalie, who's having a pirate-themed birthday today. OMG, SO JELLY! Also -- Happy Birthday!