Today, May the 4th, is Star Wars Day. Why? Because of the popularity of the pun, "may the fourth be with you." Embarrassing as shit, I know. Kidding, I'm just jealous I didn't come up with it. Or did I? *firing up time machine* "Go back and kill Jar Jar while you're at it!" The one in the picture? "That's Yoda." You sure? I thought that was a gremlin and I was being ironic. "Ha -- you wouldn't know irony if you licked a skillet!" What you did there: I see it, and I approve. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY YOU DIRTY WAMPAS!
Thanks to Julian, c-nast, gina, Captain McHargue, Toka and everyone else who sent this who I might have missed -- may the cinco de Mayo. Amidoinitrite?