Obligitory 'Happy Star Wars Day!' Post
Today, May the 4th, is Star Wars Day. Why? Because of the popularity of the pun, "may the fourth be with you." Embarrassing as shit, I know. Kidding, I'm just jealous I didn't come up with it. Or did I? *firing up time machine* "Go back and kill Jar Jar while you're at it!" The one in the picture? "That's Yoda." You sure? I thought that was a gremlin and I was being ironic. "Ha -- you wouldn't know irony if you licked a skillet!" What you did there: I see it, and I approve. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY YOU DIRTY WAMPAS!
Thanks to Julian, c-nast, gina, Captain McHargue, Toka and everyone else who sent this who I might have missed -- may the cinco de Mayo. Amidoinitrite?