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Nooooooo, That's Not Creepy As All #@$%: Weaponized Human Mannequin Sculptures

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Fan Xiaoyan is a 27-year old Chinese artist who creates some of the creepiest shit my eyes have ever had the unfortunate displeasure of witnessing. They basically combine the horror of chrome-plated Decepticons with the frightfulness of nude mannequins. What? The female form makes me squeamish!

Of her work, Fan says it represents "the arrival of a new era, a new kind of human being, a new power, a new sen­sa­tion... a sur­re­al­is­tic vir­tual world in which men and women are equal." That is a nice thought, but I prefer to interpret them as literal predictions of how humans could look in the future.

A "surrealistic virtual world in which men and women are equal?" Um, last time I checked I didn't have tank treads or a crossbow leg. I'm pretty sure that would put me at a distinct disadvantage. "But GW -- what about your laser peen?" GAAAAAH -- YOU JUST GAVE AWAY MY SECRET WEAPON!

Hit the jump for four more, equally disturbing pieces of 'burn it with fire'.

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Fan Xiaoyan's Work on Look In Art (NSFW, unblurred mannequin nips)
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Half Woman, Half Machine, All Disturbing: The Scupltures Of Fan Xiaoyan [gammasquad]

Thanks to Karen, who actually mentioned wanting a pick-axe leg. YOU'RE SICK!

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