The Mt EverClimb (I see what you did there and I'm not impressed) Continuous Climbing Rope is exactly what it sounds like: an exercise climbing rope with no end. How do you know when you're done? When your hand gets sucked up into the machine and mangled. The piece of
shit gym equipment costs a staggering $8,000 -- which seems a little steep for something I've already figured out how works on the inside (a little person on a stationary bicycle hooked up to a bunch of pulleys and levers). Of course, I'm just being spiteful because my arms aren't strong enough to allow me to hang from a rope, let alone climb one. "But I thought you were a pirate!" Oh I'm a pirate alright. "A butt one?" *wink*
Exercise Machine of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Mark, who agrees a fireman's pole you can slide down forever would be infinitely(!) cooler. No shit it would be!
You know what sucks about spending 9-5 at a desk? You can't work out. Well that, and absolutely everything else that prevents you from sleeping in and playing video games all day. But hey -- at least now we've got the exercise thing covered. Enter the $600 GymGym Exercise Ch... / Continue →
NOTE: Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I've been watching it on repeat.
Remember the Shake Weight, the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you'll be able to milk a bull 4x faster with only six minutes of use a day? Well originally it was only ... / Continue →
Pocketbands are rubber bracelets with a small hidden pocket on the inside for storing money, keys, and drugs. They're currently a Kickstarter campaign created by Devin Eisner but have already been funded and the bracelets will go into production this month. Granted they're no ... / Continue →