What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands?
A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lick 'em and stick 'em! A few more on the privates though -- your Toadstool's still peepin'. "I know." Hey, as long as you're cool with me staring. And by staring I mean letting my dog off his leash -- he f***in' loves candy. And penises. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sick him, Skittles!
Hit the jump for the sweetness. Get it? Because gummi bears are all sugar. YOU GAVE ME DIABETES!
Thanks to Megan, who agrees the best tasting candy is the stuff that's been handled the most. Mmmmmm, germs.