What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands? A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lick 'em and stick 'em! A few more on the privates though -- your Toadstool's still peepin'. "I know." Hey, as long as you're cool with me staring. And by staring I mean letting my dog off his leash -- he f***in' loves candy. And penises. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sick him, Skittles!
Hit the jump for the sweetness. Get it? Because gummi bears are all sugar. YOU GAVE ME DIABETES!
Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "The... / Continue →
Note: Video is after the jump because I can't have any of you that are lactose intolerant getting sick from your butt on the front page.
This is Geekologie Reader Matt's stop-motion animation made using nothing but milk bottle tops (pogs, bitches!). It features a couple short... / Continue →
Note: Video's after the jump because Mario's a little shy after putting on a couple extra pounds.
This is a stop-motion video of a Post-It note Mario running around a school. Or maybe it's a hospital. Either way, it's somewhere I don't want to be. Like work. F*** I hate th... / Continue →