Captain's Orders: When Captain Jean-Luc Picard Says Engage, You Better Say Yes!

How cute is that? "Super cute." And this picture of a sleepy kitten on top of a sleepy puppy? "Also cute." Aaaaaaaaand what about this? "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!" Haha, that's a picture I found online of a rash that closest resembles mine. Well -- what's your professional opinion? "Looks like Mars but..." But on a ballsack?! Because that's exactly what it feels like too.
Engage! The Star Trek Engagement Ring Marriage Proposal [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Mark, who proposed with an "It's a Trap" ring box. It...didn't go over as well.
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Note: I actually TRIED to find a better picture. Newlyweds Jossie Sockertopp and Sonnie Gustavsson (no clue which is which) became Britain's first couple to get married in a Klingon wedding, tying the knot at a Star Trek convention over the weekend. Here in the states? I don... / Continue →
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Are you a Trekkie searching the galaxy over for that special someone? Then look no further, because you are gonna find THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE at Trekkie Dating. DISCLAIMER: Girl in picture not an actual member. But who cares -- check out all the intergalactic hotties in my ar... / Continue →
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I'm ready to take this relationship to the next test chamber. Let's say you's in the loves with a special lil lady. And let's say she really digs the Portal (the game, not your b-hole -- run if it's your b-hole). The solution? A 'The Cake Is A Lie' t-shirt! An engagement r... / Continue →

