Captain's Orders: When Captain Jean-Luc Picard Says Engage, You Better Say Yes!
How cute is that? "Super cute." And this picture of a sleepy kitten on top of a sleepy puppy? "Also cute." Aaaaaaaaand what about this? "WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!" Haha, that's a picture I found online of a rash that closest resembles mine. Well -- what's your professional opinion? "Looks like Mars but..." But on a ballsack?! Because that's exactly what it feels like too.
Engage! The Star Trek Engagement Ring Marriage Proposal [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Mark, who proposed with an "It's a Trap" ring box. It...didn't go over as well.