WTF Was That?: A Mortal Kombat Love Song
This is a Mortal Kombat themed love song entitled 'FATALITY'. And it was too -- on my ears! Thank you, thank you, you've all been a great crowd -- don't forget to try the veal (I poisoned the shit out of it) and tip your bartender (I plan on robbing him at gunpoint later on the way to his car). As you can see, I included a screencap of a female so all you perverts would watch the video, despite it being not that good. Still, you can't argue it's not at least better than a Mortal Kombat themed love song about 'animalities'. "I'll be the judge of that." Old MacDonald?! I thought you were in the clink for exposing yourself at a petting zoo!
Hit the jump for the 'man, I could have done way better. And I'm not just saying that cause I'm high either'.
Thanks to Mike, who used to have a krush(!) on Kitana but was too afraid to tell her for fear of Liu Kang kicking his ass. Pfft, that little nancy? (don't tell him I said that)
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Angry vaj to the face! This is two-hour Youtube video called 'Pixelated Blood' that features over 500 finishing-moves from some of the crappiest fighting games to ever exist. Except Primal Rage, Primal Rage was the shit. Plus I'm filled with it. *headbutts barista into capp... / Continue →
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Note: Trailer is after the jump because there should never be a video featuring a guy about to get his nuts sawed in half on the front page. Wait, that's not true. Hot on the heels of the 'WTF was that?' Mortal Kombat movie trailer or whatever the hell it was comes this previ... / Continue →
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'FINISH IT', get it? Like how it says 'FINISH HIM!' in the game! Speaking of finishing things -- you think a parent has ever had to tell a child to finish their pizza the way they do with vegetables? I doubt it, kids will finish some damn pizza. Also: picking their nose aft... / Continue →
