*Whipping Out Lightsaber* I'll Show You What I Think Of The Dark Side!: A Darth Vader Urinal
"Luke, I may be broken, but I'm still your father -- please don't piss on my chest panel."
This is a broken urinal dressed up to look like Darth Vader. Because if there's one thing that's gonna prevent a man from pissing all over a broken urinal, it's dressing it up like a Star Wars villain. *straining to pee with more Force*
Hit the jump for one more closeup in which you can see the photographer's face (NOT penis) in a reflection.