This is a video of a creepy-as-f*** dancing robot. Except it doesn't really dance as much as it just stands there waving its arms around like it's trying to guide a plane into its terminal but having a seizure at the same time. It's fairly seductive. But no worries, I'm not about to take my clothes off (they already are) and throw myself at the thing. I mean, look at those eyes. My friends(!!!!11) would never let live down sleeping with something with eyes like that. Just sayin', one time I made out with this chick with a dick (way bigger than mine) and I'm STILL hearing about it. God, that was March guys -- give it a rest!
Hit the jump for a student explaining Dance-Bot but really just dying to cut in.
Wow, what a picture. Somebody must've opted for the deluxe package at Sears Portrait Studio!
A study at the University of Washington's Institute for Learning and Brain Sciences took a sample of 64 18-month-old babies, who were all tested individually. The experimental test ... / Continue →
Note: Video of the chart-bottoming performance after the jump.
Can you tell which one is the robot? SPOILER: back left. Just kidding, it's the one with the silver legs, moron. Or is it? I thought they all were to be honest. If you're just joining us, you may not have hear... / Continue →
Robot-ethicists are demanding a retuning of Asimov's laws of robotics, which they believe are too simple and do not take into account just how badly robots want to kill us all.
"If you build artificial intelligence but don't think about its moral sense or create a conscious se... / Continue →