This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked to watch me masturbate so I locked him in a kitchen cabinet. That leaves me with my dogs. I'd like to think they're friends but I know for a fact if I died in the apartment they'd eat me AND A REAL FRIEND WOULDN'T DO THAT. *giving Chloe the stink-eye*
Hit the jump for the 'yeaaaaaah, I'd definitely not spend it on that'.
So after searching Youtube I found out this isn't even an original idea. Damn people have way too much time and Segways on their hands.
Thanks to Amy, who agrees Segway jousting is waaaaaaaay down on the list of things to do if you win the lottery. Right above 'give half to an enemy'.