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The Latest In Night Vision Goggle Technology

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Seen here looking suspiciously like a robotic head-crab trying to eat a blind marshmallow, a blind marshmallow shows off the latest in tactical night vision eyewear -- a system capable of producing an 80-degree field-of-view. That's more than double current systems and almost a quarter of a circle. 280 more degrees and I'll be able to see your own green ass. Which, uh-oh -- I'm trailin' TP.
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Night vision is not worth looking like this [dvice]

Thanks to my buddy Jeff, who can actually see in the dark because his mom is a fox. Haha, I said it -- your mom is hot, bro!

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