Train > truck, just sayin'.
Seen here looking like it could use a couple dents sucked out, this is a video of a Chinese SUV driving in Russia. Not sure if it's a concept vehicle or what, but you've got to admit it does look pretty futuristic. Get it?! Because earth's gonna be reduced an apocalyptic wasteland after the robots are finished pillaging the shit out of it! And speaking of pillage -- my girlfriend tried to convince me that's the technical term for the little wads of toilet paper that Velcro themselves to your butthair after you wipe too aggressively (or use store-brand). I believed her too, which is why I just spent 20 minutes searching around online trying to verify it WITH ZERO LUCK. Who lies about butt-crumbs?!?!
Hit the jump for the 'driving with a deployed airbag in your lap'.
Thanks to Monica and brodes, who don't drive anything BUT THE OPPOSITE SEX WILD! Soooooooooo -- what you're saying is neither one of you has a car.
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Smart Thinking: Watch Some Spaz Trying To Protect His Car From Hail Damage With His Own Flailing BodyThis is a video of some guy in Argentina trying to protect his car from hail damage by breast-stroking around on top of it. At some point a friend comes out with a rug to help but quickly realizes his buddy is a moron and retreats back inside for some hot cocoa and to troll fo... / Continue →