Because your penis can never be too orange, Taco Bell has been testing a new crunchy taco shell made out of what appears to be a giant Nacho Cheese Dorito (with a couple extra pieces of shredded cheese stuck to the exterior for good measure). Named the 'Doritos Locos Tacos', they're just crazy enough to stab you with diarrhea in the middle of the night despite an important meeting in the morning. YOU GONNA SHIT ORO TONIGHT, GRINGO!
Hit the jump for a video review by one satisfied customer.
Thanks to neolardo, who's holding out for a pizza crust made from a giant chocolate chip cookie. Okay now you're just being high.