Road-Net That Can Stop A Speeding Truck
Don't tell Spiderman -- he's already pissed he lost the contract to produce those web-bags oranges come in.
The Vehicle Arrestor *cuffing self to bed* from Barrier1 Systems was designed as a road block to stop speeding vehicles and launch drivers out the windshield as far as possible. WHEEEEEEEEEE!! They also have three other products, the Crash Beam, Bollards (NOT bollocks -- those won't stop anything, just hurt and make you pass out) and Quick Connect, which are variations of the same theme: pure, unadulterated automotive carnage. Hit the jump for a worthwhile video of the different systems tearing trucks apart. Then, hit me in the stomach as hard as you can. Go on, I can take it. *POFF!* Holy shit I think I think you killed me. "Dammit GW, that was two 'I thinks'". My brain isn't getting any oxygen!
Hit the jump for the worthwhile video, then we'll discuss working some of these into my stunt spectacular.
Thanks to Shirley, who stops trucks the hardcore way: by standing in the road like a crossing guard.