Now With Less (Literally Zero) Chemicals: The World's Crappiest Kids' Chemistry Kit
Zero chemicals, zero fun -- just ask my brain.
The Chemistry 60 educational lab kit comes with a bunch of crap/garbage to perform '60 Fun Activities With No Chemicals', making it only slightly funner than an ant farm with no ants and nowhere near as fun as a Physics kit with no gravity. Now that's something I'd experiment with! Also: hunks if I've been drinking. So yeah, the Chemistry 60 -- you can forget about accidentally blowing your garage door off. Which, incidentally, is a good thing (I saw the Big Bad Wolf casing your neighborhood).
Oxymoronic Children's Toy of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Eric, who accused me of buying an anatomy kit for the model penis. DID NOT!