Some artists paint. Some artists sculpt. This guy carves really ripe bananas. Me? I knead titties like pizza dough. Now I know what you're thinking, "Wow, he truly is a modern Renaissance man!" And it's true, I am (plus ninja). I've also been known to doodle one hell of a fat ass on the back of a bar napkin. "HA -- there is no back to a bar napkin, drunk." YOU SHUT UP. The places I go are so fancy they have things written on one side in ink. "That was your tab, you were getting kicked out for trying to drink an ashtray." I TOLD YOU -- IT LOOKED LIKE A SHOOTER!
Hit the jump for several more of the mushy goodness (including a zombie and Davy Jones!)
Artist's Profile on some site I couldn't understand
OMG These Geeky Banana Sculptures are Bananas! [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Mark, who winces and crosses his legs to protect his own fruit whenever he hears anybody talking about carving up a banana.
Dammit, you know I'm a sucker for Disney princesses! *twirling in pink dress*
This is a continuation of THIS SERIES of Disney Princesses imagined in real life by Finnish artist Jirka Vinse Jonatan. I'm not sure what her Photoshop process is, but it looks like she takes the f... / Continue →
These are a bunch of videos of sodium superfan Bashir Sultani 'drawing' a bunch of different video game/pop culture characters with table salt. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume Bashir's blood pressure is off the charts. As you can see, Link is looking pretty damn good and t... / Continue →
This is a Tiffany style Master Chief helmet lamp crafted by Michael McLane (of Boba Fett Tiffany lamp fame). You can buy it for $840 on Etsy HERE. Or you can just look at these pictures for free and think about how nice it would look on a table in your library. But you don't... / Continue →