Mario videos -- everybody loves them, right? "I hate them." YOU SHUT UP -- I HATE YOUR FACE. The first (short) video is of the original Super Mario being played with Portal technology. The second (longer) video is a speed-run of Super Mario 3 with all the music played via "real-time jazz accompaniment". The third video, which I thankfully caught and deleted prior to posting, was a sessy webcam video of me I didn't realize I'd recorded. Trust me, leaving it up would brought the entire site down in an intense flash of pure, unbridled sensuality. Oooooooor me digging between couch looking cushions for a snack. Read: I found and ate a furry Gusher. "You nasty." Still had its juice in it, just sayin'.
Hit the jump for the videos.
Thanks to Chaemelion, Seth and dubstep dave, who all claim to have seen a Mario-Princess Peach sex tape but it was all shot in nightvision so it looks like Luigi.