Man Dressed As Female Mannequin Arrested At Mall For Spying In Women's Restroom
Picture kinda related.
Some pervert in England was recently arrested after being caught in the women's room of a mall dressed as a female 'mannequin' and taking pictures of women's feet under the stall wall and recording the sounds of them farting and flushing because that's what turns him on. WHAT. THE. F***.
When security guards nabbed him after he emerged from the locked cubicle, Hardman admitted to performing a sexual act and said: "I've been a bit weird."
Police found three images of women's feet taken beneath cubicle doors on his mobile phone, and an audio recording of a flushing toilet, the court was told.
Hardman told Birmingham Magistrates' Court he felt "sexual gratification out of everything that goes on in women's toilets".
The 22-year-old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women's toilets "dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig" earlier this month.
When asked to explain his outfit, he said he wore the clothes to a fancy dress party and then tried it out at the shopping mall.
WOW. Remember folks -- when you think you've hit rock bottom, just ask yourself, "Am I sneaking into public restrooms dressed as a female mannequin to listen to ladies go #2?" If the answer is 'f*** no', congratulations, you haven't hit rock bottom. But if you're running around sniffing ladies' bicycle seats you're getting close.
Thanks to righteous Wednesday, who tried to accuse me of spying in a Wal-Mart dressing room WHICH IS A BLATANT LIE BECAUSE IT WAS TARGET. Wal-Mart, please -- I'm classy.