How To: Pretend Like You're A L337 Haxor
Simple, you just go to Hackertyper.net, change the custom parameters however see fit, then wait for somebody to start watching over your shoulder. When they do, start pounding away on your keyboard like a child throwing a temper-tantrum, and, PRESTO, lines of code out the ass! Then they'll be all "whoa bro, is this...The Matrix?" Just kidding, they'll probably be all, "hackertype? SEEN IT." Then you'll look stupid. And not just because after patting you on a back they left a 'KICK ME' sign, but it's still there and I am going to pretend like you're clenching a football between your buttcheeks.
Thanks to Anders and wingnut, who actually are L337 haxors and agree the Playstation attack was likely an attempt to steal my trophies. OH GOD NOT MY PLATINUMS!
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Because I've always suspected he was still around, somebody hacked the PBS website and put up a story about Tupac being found alive and well in a small New Zealand resort town. Pfft, and you thought he was hiding out in Central America. YOU ARE SO DUMB! PBS NewsHour online e... / Continue →
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Somebody hacked the ESPN.com site to accept the Konami code (↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ↠→ ↠→ B A) and then to start adding unicorns and rainbows to the page every time you hit ENTER. I can attest to it working because two tipsters hit me up with the goods before ESPN caught on... / Continue →
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Meowbify is a website that you can go to, enter the URL of any other website, and it replaces all the images on that site with animated cat GIFs. It really helps jazz up some of the more boring sites out there. Plus if you're really feeling tricky you could probably send a li... / Continue →
