Just the right amount of coverage.
The Sleeping Beauty Bra is a $70 bra that's supposed to prevent ladies (and busty men) from waking up with wrinkles between their tits. Thankfully, I don't have a breast wrinkle problem. Balls, absolutely. Which, painful fact: they DO NOT iron out. Apparently they're dryclean only but I didn't know that BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND TORE THE TAG OFF.
Thanks to Banana, who -- OMG, THE ONE THAT SINGS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME?! I love your stuff!