Enter To Win: Gunbrella Weather Weaponry
So I've got three Gunbrella umbrellas to give away. Leave a comment in the comments and you're entered to win. One comment per valid email address or I'll track you down and beat you up in front of your family and anybody else who wants to watch. If there's a significant amount of interest I may even charge admission. Contest ends Friday the 15th (NOT 13TH) at midnight Pacific, winners announced next Saturday. Good luck and try to stay dry until then. "Ha -- I can't help if I make it rain!" Yes, you can -- hand over the ceremonial headdress. You can keep the boombox but if I hear any Pure Moods I'm gonna smash it.