Walking On Water: The Battleship Shoe
Boat shoes, yo.
This is a shoe decorated by artist Phil Noto to looks like a battleship. As you can see, it has all the requisite battleshippy features. Most noticeably, a shit-ton of gray. Paint that thing green and you'd swear it was a tank! "No, no I wouldn't." *produces razor from pocket* You wouldn't? "YES -- YES I WOULD!" I thought so. *flips razor to reveal comb* GOTCHA! *brushing pubes*
Warship Shoe [neatorama]
Thanks to Romeo, who -- wherefore art thou, Romeo? Seriously, I'm starting to lose my voice so I'm gonna stop asking if you aren't within earshot.