Gunbrella Giveaway's Weatherproof Winners

And the winners of the Gunbrella Weather Weaponry give-away are *drumroll please* -- comment #'s 738 (El Josh-O), 768 (Deanna Waldron) and 2262 (Ryan B.). Damn, looks...
April 16, 2011

Burberry's Holographic Runway Models

Burberry, a company best known for f***ing plaid (houndstooth FTW), recently held a runway show in Beijing featuring holographic models. Which, fun fact: eat just as much...
April 15, 2011

Another Day, Another Star Trek Pr0n Parody

Oh right, because the Sex Files were sooooooooo good. Because perverted Trekkies everywhere would be devastated if there wasn't an opportunity to watch a pornographic parody of...
April 15, 2011

Bluegrass Cover Of OG Super Mario Music

This is a video of the Cleverlys performing a cover of the iconic overworld theme (and a bit of the underworld one too!!!!11) from the original Super...
April 14, 2011

Questionable: The Bulletproof Clipboard

This is a 3-pound, $45 bulletproof clipboard from ThinkGeek. It's questionable for a number of reasons. 1) nobody but the lady administering my driving test uses a...
April 14, 2011

Swimming In Molten Steel: Terminator 2 Cake

You remember watching 'Terminator 2' for the first time, when, after finally defeating the T-1000, the original (Schwarzenegger) Terminator sacrifices himself in the same vat of molten...
April 14, 2011

Homemade Bioshock 2 Big Sister Costume

Nice shorts. You know what the best part about playing through 'Bioshock 2' was? Being able to escape from my mundane existence for a couple hours a...
April 14, 2011

Suck It, Spiderman!: A Batman Theater Show

Because that Spiderman Broadway shit-show is well on its way to making money (bandaged) hand over (broken) fist, a live-action Batman 'arena' show is being launched in...
April 13, 2011

Mortal Kombat Videos Out The Yin-Yang

Because these things have been pouring in like piss and toilet paper remnants out of a clogged commode, here's four different Mortal Kombat-related videos, in this order:...
April 13, 2011

Enter To Win: Gunbrella Weather Weaponry

So I've got three Gunbrella umbrellas to give away. Leave a comment in the comments and you're entered to win. One comment per valid email address or...
April 13, 2011

A Comprehensive Chart Of Radiation Doses

Note: This isn't anywhere near the whole thing, click HERE to see it all AND GET READY TO GEIGERCOUNT. I saw some other comprehensive guide to radiation...
April 12, 2011

Aquaman, Batman, Cyclops!: Superhero ABCs

Remember learning the ABC's? Me neither -- what are we, six? "I'm seven." What the -- how did you even find Geekologie? "Searching for dinosaurs." YOU GO...
April 12, 2011

DON-8r: Another Dirty Panhandling Robot

Seen here being investigated by a group of parent-hating teens, DON-8r is a little donation-soliciting robot that looks like something I'd want to see how far I...
April 12, 2011

Not Just For Nut Bread: Banana Carving Art

Some artists paint. Some artists sculpt. This guy carves really ripe bananas. Me? I knead titties like pizza dough. Now I know what you're thinking, "Wow, he...
April 11, 2011

Marital Magic: Harry Potter Wedding Proposal

Some wizard, having decided he's met the sorceress of his dreams (or whatever the hell wizards have at night -- crystal ball visions?), proposed with this Harry...
April 11, 2011

US Government Releases 1950 UFO Report

This is a memo sent to the director of the FBI in 1950 describing the crash of three 'flying saucers' and the recovery of alien bodies from...
April 11, 2011

I'm Surprised It Took So Long: Bacon Cologne

$36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've...
April 11, 2011

Saudi Arabia Plans For Mile-High Skyscraper

A mile? That's not even scraping the sky anymore -- that's an open-palm grope! Because building a tower taller your neighbor's is making a comeback in proving...
April 11, 2011

Surgery (I'll Be Hopped Up On Meds All Week)

I trust her. Hey guys, by the time you read this I'll be mid-operation. Nothing serious, apparently they just have to perform really drastic wiener reductions in...
April 11, 2011