Where Bad Guys Come From, The Infographic
Note: Slightly larger version HERE in case you like things bigger. God, just move to Texas already!
Ever wonder where video game bad guys threatening the US in first-person shooters come from? Russia. Every single one, all commies. Just kidding, a lot come from outerspace but this map doesn't reflect that BECAUSE IT'S EARTHIST. Don't tell Mars -- he'd be devastated. "Calm the f*** down, planets don't even have feelings!" HA -- TRY TELLING THAT SHIT TO PLUTO! He's turned to drugs.
Thanks to Shenanigans, who's convinced we're actually our own worst enemy. Whoa -- way too deep for me, buddy. I'll be in the shallow end.