This is a video demonstration of CryEngine 3, the newest gaming-engine from Crytec (the makers of Crysis -- DERDER!). The screenshots there don't really do it justice, but suffice it to say the next generation of video game titties are gonna look photo-realistic. Wow, we sure have come a long way from those polygonal droopers in God of War, amirite? "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT -- THOSE THINGS WERE F***IN' SWEET!" Okay just stop now before you make me any sadder. Dude's gettin' all excited about fake video game titties. WTF.
Hit the jump for 3:00 of the future of gaming (don't forget to watch in HD).
Thanks to Dave, who doesn't like his games too realistic because he's afraid they'll take over his reality. Two words: stop smoking so much weed.