Mar 24 2011The Bottle Opener/Cap Collector ALL IN ONE

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Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat!

Hit the jump for one of the most erotic infomercials I've ever seen.

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher, The Smartest Idea I Have Seen All Day [uberreview]

Thanks to Derrin, who opens his bottles the old fashioned way: in the eye sockets of his enemies' skulls. HOLY SHIT!

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That is, in fact, one of the most erotic infomercials I've ever seen

What will they think of next. Lame.

Oh man, I'm so horny now!

Doesn't hold enough bottle caps. I'd have to empty it every day.

I'm glad I don't have to keep all my bottle caps, for my bottle cap collection.

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That is, in fact, one of the most erotic infomercials I've ever seen

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Mine would be full of lenninade caps.
What's the deal with the softcore pr0n music?

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Rancid Dook needs to be banned or something. What a homo...

I need to be banned or something. What a homo I am...

I need to quit posting recursive comments

GW, can't you do something with real accounts? So people can't pretend they're somebody else and be a douchebag. Also you can then actually ban people, like spammers from not so trustworthy sites.

@20

That's a great idea, I will look into it. thanks Roman.

@21, wait a minute, who says you're the real GW????

@22
"I'm finding you're lack of faith disturbing", see there's a Star Wars quote.
Also, I want to have sex with a dinosaur.

@GW Ok, your the real G-dub all right.
Glad you're fixing "pretending to be someone else"-thing

@24
Hey don't worry, I'll make something nice of it. Something with a fancy account login.
If I haven't done it by next week, you may punch me in the balls.

You're the best GW!

@24 "you're" - really? as in "i'm finding you are lack of faith disturbing."

Pardon me, @23.

@27,28
Hah, guess I do have to stop drinking.

@21,23,25,29 Amateur.


---Something unexpected surprise--

Hello. My friend

=== http://www.b2bjordans.com ====

YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!

thank you!!!

=== http://www.b2bjordans.com ====


hooray for accounts, great idea, notion passed

fuckin jordans guy! FUCK OFF! *tosses jordan onto trashcan fire* there you see? no one like them....

Surely one of you have the brain power enough to hack these websites that keep spam posting on here and f$#@ their sh!t up?!?!?!?!?!?!

Its obvious from the farked up english that they're chinese.

Zhenglishu.....please note. No one is retarded enough to think a pair of glasses your selling for 6 bucks are actual Armani.

Just because Rancid Dook bought three pairs doesnt mean the rest of us are that stupid.

obviusly this bitch is fed up with cleaning beer caps after her husband

much simpler solution, GET A KEG !

thanks gw

Spiffy device, perfect for any clean freak.

@34
Well if rancid dook bought some *opens spm site* I suppose ill just put my cc number into all of these pop ups, casue obviously this deal is too good to pass up *bank account drops to -1 billion dollers*


Thats right, austin powers joke, eat it up

So sick and tired of these spammers. GW stop slackin off!

this will come in super handy in the mojave wasteland.

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