The World's Most Typical Person According To National Geographic (Which Nobody Reads But To See The Naked Aborigines Anyways)
According to National Geographic, the world's most typical person is a 28-year old Han (ethnic group) Chinese man. There are more than 9-million of them, and National Geographic used over 190,000 of their photos to create this composite image. But they say that in 20 years the most typical person is going to be Indian! "I, uh, thought we decimated them." Not Native American, dammit, Indian. Like from India. Weird, and all this time I would've guessed the world's most typical person is a self-entitled asshole. The more you know.
Hit the jump for a short video by National Geographic with some facts and figures about the world's most typical person (i.e. they probably have a cell phone but no bank account!)
The most typical face on the planet [yahoonews]
Thanks to Jeremy, who wears an eyepatch to throw off the 'typical' curve.