The Wild World Of Wieners: Interactive Map Of Average Dangle Dimensions By Country

Note: Viagra'd version HERE.

This is a map of the world according to dangle-down dimensions. There's actually an interactive version HERE, where if you click around it'll give you a country's actual average in both centimeters and inches despite you typically measuring in millimeters. *viewing map* Did you guys know I'm Colombian? I am. You can tell by the mustache. Get it? Because it's cocaine!

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Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who's all of a sudden insisting he's from Canada. Wow, a Canadian poser -- I never thought I'd see the day.

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