This is a video "sneak peek" of the new Nickelodeon TMNT cartoon. I put sneak peek in quotations because 1. it's pretty shitty and 2. I didn't want you to think it was a sneak pee, which is what I do in the alleyway between bars. Also, sometimes in my sleep which is actually more of an ultra-stealth pee than a sneaky one because I don't even notice until I wake up. And then blame my girlfriend. YOU KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE MILK SO LATE!
So apparently â™« Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon â™« is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I've ever seen. And that's saying a ... / Continue →
These are shots of all the currently planned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO playsets. Both the box art, and a shot of a completely assembled set. I...will probably be buying a few (buying = putting on my Christmas list). I especially like the Krang and Michelangelo set. M... / Continue →
Seen here looking like the sort of thing you hope to find hanging from the ceiling fan (plus a girl in your bed yelling "TURTLE POWER!"), a $35 custom-painted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bra from Etsy seller sceeneshoes stares at you with its googly eyes. Don't the eyeballs ki... / Continue →