Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and it's corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the person's arm. The operator does not have control over the assigned symbol.
OMG you're mom is gonna to be piiiiiiiiiiiissed. "What are you, some kind of devil-worshiper now?! This is NOT how we raised you!" Raised me?! Video games raised me, you just grounded me for drinking and smoking weed! You should know if my Warcraft guild didn't require 40-hours a week I'd have a job and be out of this f***ing basement! Bring another bag of chips when you come down to rotate the laundry?
Thanks to wes g, carlos and Erin, who prefer to get their random tattoos the old fashioned way: blackout drunk. Hoho, another penis!