New Digital Camera Lets You Add Makeup
You look great, really.
The Panasonic LUMIX FX77 is a 12.1-megapixel picture-taker with a twist. Just kidding, it doesn't have a literal twist because that would make for one awkward shaped camera! Like a penis that was put on upside down but with less hitting-so-close-to-home because I know you told me that in confidence (SORRY!). Anyway, the $400 soul-stealer has a touchscreen makeup studio app built in that you can use to slap on some lipstick or rose your cheeks after taking a picture. Still won't fix that wonk-eye though! (It's cool I have one too)
After you've taken a shot, you can use the 3.5-inch display to add makeup to your subjects, smearing rouge and lip gloss with a fingertip. It's undoubtedly handy if you've always wanted to see what your father looks like wearing mascara, but never quite built up the courage to ask.
Otherwise there's HDMI connectivity, an SDXC memory card slot, optical image stabilization and Leica optics with a 5x optical zoom. It'll also shoot HD video
Alternatively, Photoshop the pictures after downloading them to your computer LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. Then, crop your gut out and post that shit on Facebook to trick all the people you went to highschool with into thinking you're fit now. Girl, how you gonna have two-hundred pictures of nothin' but your face -- ARE YOU JUST A HEAD IN A JAR?!
Hit the jump for a shot of the application in use and a very short commercial.
Panasonic LUMIX FX77 packs touchscreen makeup studio [slashgear]
and
Camera prettifies subjects, even adds "makeup" [reuters]
Thanks to rya, who wants to see a camera that can take a woman's makeup off. Me? I'm holding out for one that can do shirts.
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