I was going to try sneaking 'penis' into the title instead of pens but I assume you've been to enough bachelorette parties to know candy peens already exist (you dirty, dirty girls, you!). This is a pen made out of the same candies as those necklaces so you can eat it when you're done to reduce 90% of empty-pen waste. I'm pretty sure we have bigger waste problems aside, I'll admit there's nothing more satisfying than crunching down on some unwrapped candy that's been riding around in your bag all day and/or borrowed by somebody who doesn't wash their hands after they pee. Mmmmmmm, lint and pubes. *eats a box of crayons*
Hit the jump for potential flavor options!
Thanks to Shenanigans, who won't eat a pen but will sniff the shit out of some markers.