Monster Energy: Now With More Dead Mickey
Energy AND protein -- I'm down.
Vitaliy Sulzhik had downed the energy drink shortly after buying it, only to feel 'debris' in his mouth as he finished the can.
The 19-year-old inspected the bottom of his drink and saw the tip of a mouse tail sitting at the bottom.
'Then I looked in the can and I saw the tip of the tail and I vomited everywhere.
'Anytime anyone talks about monster, I just get that sick feeling in my stomach.
Mr Sulzhik has been unable to drink anything from a can in the year since the incident, he said.
I'm actually with you, Vitaliy. One time I was emptying a Shlitz can into a mug (I'm a classy broad) at a bar and, no lie: A GIANT LOOGIE POURED OUT. I haven't been able to drink anything but wine coolers since. "HA -- I bet you just made that up just so you can drink that girly shit!" I DID NOT. Besides, it was just a phase, I don't even like those anymore. "Then why are your lips red?" I BLEW THE KOOL-AID MAN MIND YOUR BUSINESS, GOD!
News report complete with more nastiness after the jump.
Thanks to Vanessa, who doesn't need energy drinks to stay up at night, just a crying-ass baby.