Man Hires Group To Beat The $#!7 Out Of His Lamborghini After Poor Customer Service
Do you see what happens, Lambi?...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LAMBI! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F*** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
So apparently March 15, besides being Space-Bat Day, is also World Consumer Rights Day. News to me. Not exciting news, mind you.
On 15 March 1963, President John F Kennedy gave an address to the US congress in which he formally addressed the issue of consumer rights. He was the first world leader to do so, and the consumer movement now marks 15 March every year as a means of raising global awareness about consumer rights.
"Haha, try selling cards for that one, Hallmark!" aside, a Chinese man paid a group of sledgehammer-wielding maniacs to smash the shit out of his Lamborghini Gallardo L140 to celebrate the day and bring awareness to poor customer service.
He hired people to publicly destroy the sports car when it failed to function after a service by an official Lamborghini service station.
The protest was made to provoke public support and goad the manufacturer to respect his consumer rights.
I, uh, I would've taken it...TO 190MPH AND JUMPED THE GRAND CANYON! You know, or just parted it out and sold the pieces on eBay. Speaking of which -- anybody need an airbag? Just sayin', I can get most makes and models. My neighbors will never know what hit 'em! (It'll probably be a windshield to the face though).
One more shot of even further destruction after the jump.
One unsatisfied owner: poor service leads Lamborghini driver on destructive path [msnbc]Thanks to Romeo, who knows people who'll cut an estranged lover's brakes for the right price.
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