Laptop Stolen, Owner Remotely Accesses Computer, Thief Gets Humiliated (That's Him!)
Seen here getting his what will go down in history books as "ZERO SWERVE" on, a laptop thief records himself on webcam dancing to 'Make it Rain' (make it rain? you couldn't even muster a drizzle -- you'll never be an Indian shaman!) IN HIS MOM'S KITCHEN. My f*** that's gangsta. Unfortunately for Sir Spazalot here, the laptop's rightfully owner was able to remotely access the unit, determine who the thief was, and post this video on Youtube.
I was going to stage serious lulz but the police apparently cracked down right as I filed the report.
EDIT: laptop recovered! :D
EDIT 2: I bought another laptop during the time it got stolen, so I'm going to sell the old one and donate all the proceeds to Japan relief. Thanks for your support, everyone :)
The perp, obviously disappointed some Youtube codec made his fresh moves appear stale onscreen, took the time to write the owner a Facebook message (screencap after jump -- LOL @ 'two Professional Jobs') asking him to remove the video. Obviously, the owner has not. Hey -- you know the Ja Rules: you do the crime, you
do the time get humiliated by a half-million people on Youtube.
A producer from 'So You Think You Can Dance'
No asshole, it's the amberlamps -- we thought you were having a seizure.
Cops are here too, something about a laptop.
Hit the jump for the Facebook message and video of in action.
Thanks to Tiffany, eric, Johnny Blaze, Sampson and Maxilla, who don't steal things. EXCEPT HEARTS. Any chance of scoring me a liver?